>special military operation "Desert Storm" after 11 months: >-Local Muslims stole 10 B2 SPIRITS >-Basra is not captured, Baghdad is not captured >-New York got hit by Iraqi drones >-Golden Gate Bridge is damaged >-USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier got sunk due to some joint incident >-$300 billion of American reserves are arrested in banks of Afghanistan and Syria >-Drunk rednecks are mobilizing all over the states. They are armed with Tommy Guns >-Nasa's administrator got anal shell-shock >-Main symbols of the American operation are letters И and Д >-Biolab camels >-Pentagon asks Mexico to give their toy helicopters stuffed with firecrackers >-Jean Chretien: | will show you, where they were preparing the attack on Canada from >-US soldiers stealing Persian carpets and hookahs, then send them over DHL back home. >-Pope supports the war >-4chan is like: "you are proxymuslim” "no, you are!” >-Operation goes according the plan - Saddam Hussein is a person of the year >-Tons of photos of destroyed Abrams and Bradley - Americans say those are Iraqi tanks >-Uganda, Zimbabwe and Somali impose massive and unprecedented sanctions against USA >-Iraqi soldiers managed to get a GLOBAL HAWK - found out all it's hardware is bought on AliExpress >-US ambassador in Kuwait can't tell what are the main targets of special operation >-Hungry American soldiers leave a tank to rob a store for food. When they get back there is no tank - just some footprints of a human and a donkey on the sand >-Old Iraqi woman with Confederate flag >-Great Britain and Germany join CSTO >-"There are no such people as Iraqis - they are Americans just brainwashed by Quran’ >-Rogozin sends "StellarChain” antennas to Iraq >-George Bush hides somewhere deep under Area 51 >-Governor of California, don, has his own little army, don, of bearded men, don, that just pose for twitter photos, don >-Gordon Ramsey says that his brigade of Alcatraz fuck-boys managed to capture some village
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Date: 2023-01-26 09:31 am (UTC)но хорошее канеш
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Date: 2023-01-26 09:35 am (UTC)>special military operation "Desert Storm" after 11 months:
>-Local Muslims stole 10 B2 SPIRITS
>-Basra is not captured, Baghdad is not captured
>-New York got hit by Iraqi drones
>-Golden Gate Bridge is damaged
>-USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier got sunk due to some joint incident
>-$300 billion of American reserves are arrested in banks of Afghanistan and Syria
>-Drunk rednecks are mobilizing all over the states. They are armed with Tommy Guns
>-Nasa's administrator got anal shell-shock
>-Main symbols of the American operation are letters И and Д
>-Biolab camels
>-Pentagon asks Mexico to give their toy helicopters stuffed with firecrackers
>-Jean Chretien: | will show you, where they were preparing the attack on Canada from
>-US soldiers stealing Persian carpets and hookahs, then send them over DHL back home.
>-Pope supports the war
>-4chan is like: "you are proxymuslim” "no, you are!”
>-Operation goes according the plan - Saddam Hussein is a person of the year
>-Tons of photos of destroyed Abrams and Bradley - Americans say those are Iraqi tanks
>-Uganda, Zimbabwe and Somali impose massive and unprecedented sanctions against USA
>-Iraqi soldiers managed to get a GLOBAL HAWK - found out all it's hardware is bought on AliExpress
>-US ambassador in Kuwait can't tell what are the main targets of special operation
>-Hungry American soldiers leave a tank to rob a store for food. When they get back there is no tank - just some footprints of
a human and a donkey on the sand
>-Old Iraqi woman with Confederate flag
>-Great Britain and Germany join CSTO
>-"There are no such people as Iraqis - they are Americans just brainwashed by Quran’
>-Rogozin sends "StellarChain” antennas to Iraq
>-George Bush hides somewhere deep under Area 51
>-Governor of California, don, has his own little army, don, of bearded men, don, that just pose for twitter photos, don
>-Gordon Ramsey says that his brigade of Alcatraz fuck-boys managed to capture some village
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Date: 2023-01-26 09:36 am (UTC)Рамзи по возрасту не подходит. Скорее уж Томас Келлер.